Lycanthropy is a career choice, not a disease.

.....you know what?

You shoulda seen it coming.

More soon.

Most recent update: November 2011


Note:
I CODE FOR QUADRANTS BECAUSE OUR STUPID HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS ARE FLAT COMPARED TO THE DELICIOUSNESS THAT IS THE FULL TROLL EXPERIENCE.

And if you didn't catch what I did there you clearly shouldn't be reading this recs list.
Although in all honesty I'm just going to do the main character(s), not the full set of relationships. (ordered alphabetically within pairing, and I'll try to keep the pairings alphabetical too)

Note: Fics posted on AO3 go into my AO3 bookmarks here!

Do not expect anything to be necessarily worksafe.
Meta at the end. If you want me to note a trigger warning, leave a comment.

Non-concupiscent for main characters

http://archiveofourown.org/works/204552 - in which tavros is a pushover, except when he's not. AU with the hemosocial spectrum reversed. (Tavros ♥ Vriska if you squint but I prefer not to, Tavros ♦ Aradia, Aradia ♥ Equius)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/172051 - dave-centric. after the game, the world is remade, but with one thing missing.

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/5870.html?thread=5851374#t5851374 - dave and jade meeting; dave is mute

http://remmidemmi.tumblr.com/post/8887240063/okay-so-the-new-update-killed-a-lot-of-my - buddha!sufferer, jossed, art

http://teaat2am.tumblr.com/post/10233643693/dare-3-jash-you-are-never-allowed-to-ask-me-to - tavros, orange goop, hands, slightly NSFW

http://elementalsight.tumblr.com/post/10671701739/till-all-the-stars-are-yours-a-homestuck-snippet - eridan-centric, grown up and in the fleet

http://lantadyme.tumblr.com/post/12915271923/rose-davesprite - rose and davesprite and swords

http://lantadyme.tumblr.com/post/12950078934/this-is-all-headcanon-but-i-do-like-it-and-id - bro-centric, triggers for past neglect/abuse

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11895.html?thread=21956727#t21956727 - ftm!bro, dave

http://gqff.livejournal.com/579.html?thread=22851#t22851 - genderqueer sollux and terezi



Aradia/Dave

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/14212.html?thread=25928324#t25928324 - scars, very sweet

Bro/Jake

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11895.html?thread=22869367#t22869367 - alpha session, bro and his unrequited love, sad

Dave/Equius

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/6376.html?thread=7100392#t7100392 - an AU in which trolls are the dominant species and dave is homeless. so in character. wip but probably abandoned, worksafeish yet.

Dave/John

http://archiveofourown.org/works/193353 - in which dave is actually deaf, and they are in college post-sburb

http://a-stands-for.livejournal.com/2871.html - high school au, dom!john/sub!dave, somewhat idealized high school situation, but fun if you are even remotely into the BD bits of BDSM


Dave/Tavros, Dave ♥ Tavros

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/5183.html?thread=3734591#t3734591 - college DJ AU, includes NSFW

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/5183.html?thread=2641727#t2641727 - surprise horn molestation!

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/5183.html?thread=2885695#t2885695 - dead dave is totally on the ironic forefront of xenosexual experimentation (AO3)

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/7440.html?thread=9853968#t9853968 - WIP, Dave has a secret admirer

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/10240.html?thread=16838656#t16838656 - tavros tops dave, who is wearing a matador costume. (WIP. full disclosure: I was the original requester)

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11448.html?thread=19349944#t19349944 - last-time sex. written by brodad, posted anon, sad sad sad sad sad

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11895.html?thread=22964087#t22964087 - the best thing, even wip. college post-game, trolls are maturing


Dave/Terezi, Dave ♥ Terezi

http://archiveofourown.org/works/19268 - in which terezi is suffused with ennui and dave feeds her

Equius/Karkat

http://chronolith.tumblr.com/post/12951651344/equius-make-the-thing - R, karkat gives equius what he needs

Equius ♦ Nepeta

http://gqff.livejournal.com/579.html?thread=11587#t11587 - genderqueer equius and nepeta, dysphoria, self-esteem issues, but very very pretty


Eridan ♠ Sollux, Eridan ♥ Sollux (I prefer the former, but)

http://guidingchaos.deviantart.com/gallery/32214667#/d49p8zn - round two

http://janksy.tumblr.com/post/9955615866/i-drew-a-thing-i-have-a-whole-fanfiction-mapped - kissage (I'm in the midst of writing a ficlet of context for this, I know, shut up)

http://st4rstuck.tumblr.com/post/9699977442/i-give-up-here-have-this-hideous-piece-of - kissing, scribbly, yay

http://crystallizedtwilight.tumblr.com/post/9406139192/uh-oh-i-drew-some-porn-sorry-tumblr-oh-god - completely NSFW, sollux tops

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/12138.html?thread=23571306#t23571306 - another possible way that the battle between them could have gone (♠, mature)



Eridan/John

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/5183.html?thread=3118911#t3118911 - AU, john works in a flower shop, eridan works in a bakery. cute, PG-13. second fill.




Gamzee ♥ John, Gamzee/John

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/7440.html?thread=10188048#t10188048 - scroll down to second fill in thread; john and gamzee are supposed to marry eventually; incomplete


John ♠ Karkat, John ♥ Karkat, John/Karkat

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/5183.html?thread=3722559#t3722559 - in which Karkat is hopelessly in love

http://community.livejournal.com/homesmut/4645.html?thread=1043493#t1043493 - in which there is grinding and so on.

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/5183.html?thread=2629183#t2629183 - trolls have a tentacle. FILTHY FILTHY PORN.

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/5183.html?thread=3128639#t3128639 - in which John and Karkat have a movie night (unresolved tension only due to being thirteen), hilarious

http://archiveofourown.org/works/195160 - I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I'M RECCING THIS. SO ANGRYFLUFFY. older!John and !Karkat, human world, 2nd-person pov, john is an angst bucket after a fight with karkat, sex cures their ills, and what's sad is my appreciation for this fic isn't even ironic.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/182104 - john and karkat are horrible at cooking, written in canon directions style

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/7440.html?thread=9319952#t9319952 - karkat assembles a guide to human romance

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/7440.html?thread=9822480#t9822480 - in which Karkat, with Insane Troll Logic (TVTropes warning), decides that in order to win John's kismessitude, he must become the head of Betty Crocker.

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/5870.html?thread=5329902#t5329902 -two very nice fills exploring john's denial of his own inclinations toward same-sex desire, the latter of which being incomplete

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/4645.html?thread=911397#t911397 - in which john and karkat fight, bilingually (by the same anon who did the linguistic sex Rose ♥ Kanaya fill below) (the series is here on AO3)

http://half-life-wolf.livejournal.com/71849.html - in which john pines because karkat got over hating john a while ago, ends in some rather awkward and unlikely sex, but very good up until then, PROBABLY UNDERAGE, also look in the comments for someone doing illustrations!

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/8284.html?thread=11682652#t11682652 - karkat is territorial and animalistic. biting. sadly incomplete.

http://archiveofourown.org/users/Miko/pseuds/Miko - miko's john/karkat stuff is good, but kind of on the underagelike side (She warns for it), though that isn't exaggerated

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/7440.html?thread=8630544#t8630544 - karkat and john don't deal with homophobia, incomplete

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/7440.html?thread=8764432#t8764432 - carnivalstuck au short piece

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/6376.html?thread=6584808#t6584808 - sopor slime functions as an aphrodisiac for humans. unrepentant porn.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/168274/chapters/245496 - comic; john gets turned into a troll

http://piggyjelly.freehostia.com/protectivebffs.html - the humans find out that karkat and john are an item; conversations ensue

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/7440.html?thread=8494864#t8494864 - WIP, alternia-earth fusion, karkat gets turned into a human

http://tenshiblargh.tumblr.com/post/5538202780 - this image, oh. (this artist does a lot of interesting stuff, but this image just caught me.) PG-13

http://archiveofourown.org/works/244246 tired!karkat speaking alternian, adorable

http://archiveofourown.org/works/216905 - gratuitous horntouching leads to more, with xenoculture

http://grimdarkcake.tumblr.com/post/13978529329/sleet-and-hail-and-bare-branches-outside-so-i - art, pretty, PG




Kanaya/Rose, Kanaya ♥ Rose

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/4645.html?thread=872229#t872229 - in which oral sex, and even better, linguistics, happens (I recommend an audio IPA guide) (full series with multiple ships here)

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/7440.html?thread=10188048#t10188048 - first fill in thread; arranged marriage mental manipulation

http://crouchingtigerhiddenderp.tumblr.com/post/13835924149/that-time-of-the-month-in-which-rose-lalonde-is - trolls in heat; how to really seduce rose lalonde (PG-13ish)



THREESOMES, MORESOMES

http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11448.html?thread=18920376#t18920376 - karkat♥solluxhearts;terezi, colors and tasting, incomplete but can be read as complete

META OH YEAH

http://ros3bud009.tumblr.com/post/11491986697/homestuck-troll-vocab-list - collection of troll vocab terms; incomplete

http://tephromancy.tumblr.com/post/13152292819/ok-i-realise-that-this-is-not-what-the-tumblr-wank - talking about vriska and tavros and abuse, TRIGGER WARNING